Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas!

And when Santa squeezes himself down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest crew this side of the nuthouse. Welcome to William Murray.

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